you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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