was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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