and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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