yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i would one night stand the shit outta him
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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