You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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