if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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