Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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