I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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