Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You ruined the universe
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