just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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