i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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