Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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