I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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