I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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