How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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