Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Just puked most of my soul out..
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