yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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