it wasn't lemon gatorade
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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