margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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