I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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