Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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