Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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