Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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