Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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