..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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