No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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