I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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