office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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