My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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