ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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