I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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