He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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