I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Randomize
