And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
You're a waste of cheezeits
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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