Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
its not stalking. its research.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Randomize
