How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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