I can text with my tongue
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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