: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
foreskin is a definite game changer
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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