Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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