The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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