Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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