Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
they need to just BURY HIM!
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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