People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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