Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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