so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Randomize
