Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
its not stalking. its research.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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