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(740): View more from Ohio

its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?

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(502): View more from Kentucky

just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life

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(260): View more from Indiana

THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL

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(810): View more from Michigan

It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.

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(716): View more from New York

OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.

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(408): View more from California

She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety

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(647): View more from Ontario

She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke

(647): View more from Ontario

She kept going

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?

(616): View more from Michigan

Not in jail

(715): View more from Wisconsin

Alive?

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(404): View more from Georgia

She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.

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