I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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