I hate your face
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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