a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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