nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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