Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
you never un-have a 4some
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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