would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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