Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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